The Bloingo Games conglomerate is made up of 5 whole humans. Each one lovingly crafted with absurd stat distributions and overpowered skill trees.
📣 Francis Rowlands
Role: Project & Community Manager
- CHA: 99 — Speaks fluent Discord, Jira, and human.
- WIS: 92 — Time wizard who bends deadlines to his will.
- SPECIAL SKILL: Deadline Whisperer
📊 Plato Ng
Role: Marketing Expert / Data Analyst
- INT: 98 — Converts chaos into marketing strategies.
- PER: 87 — Can smell trends before they bloink.
- SPECIAL SKILL: Reality Forecasting Engine
🤖 Robert Ruta
Role: Game Developer / Tech Lead
- INT: 92 — Architecture so clean it's feng shui.
- DEX: 99 — Bug swatting comes at no stamina cost.
- SPECIAL SKILL: Coderemancey (spawns code without writing any)
🎧 Chris Seadon
Role: Game Developer / Musician / Creative Director
- WIS: 95 — Hears colours, sees vibrations.
- INT: 92 — Code composer by day, track-layer by night.
- SPECIAL SKILL: Audio Arcana (drops the bass)
🎨 Jake Abrahams
Role: Game Developer / Musician / Lead Designer
- WIS: 97 — Turns the ugly into the pretty.
- PER: 90 — Detects design flaws before they exist.
- SPECIAL SKILL: Vibefacturer (manufactures good vibes)
🕹️ You?
Role: ??? / Bloingo Ally
- MYSTERY: 100 — We don't know you yet… but we want to.
- RARITY: 💎 — Concerning.
- SPECIAL SKILL: TBD by you.
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